自序
Introduction
No.1 绝对不要自以为是
Never Assume That Which You Do Not Know
No.2我家绝不容任何人侵犯
A Man‘s House Is His House
No.3绝对要乖乖听话
It’s Important to Behave Oneself
No.4绝对不能欺骗他人
Do Not Be a Goddamned Liar
No.5绝对不可小看一块钱的价值
It‘s Important to Know the Value of a Dollar
No.6起哄务必看对象
Not Everyone’s Balls Should Be Busted
No.7凡事尽力，事若不成就得当机立断
Try Your Best， and When That‘s Not Good Enough， Figure Something Out Quick
No.8人不为己，天诛地灭
At the End of the Day， You Have to Make the Best Decision for Yourself
No.9自信才能得到女人的心……不然至少可以得到身体
Confidence Is the Way to a Woman’s Heart， or at Least into Her Pants
No.10行为举止务必得体
Always Put Your Best Foot Forward
No.11务必肯定自我的价值
You Have to Believe You‘re Worth a Damn
No.12务必活得认真
Focus On Living， Dying Is the Easy Part
No.13绝对不要随便相信权威
Don’t Be So Quick to Buy into What Authority Prescribes
No.14孩子是父母永远的牵挂
You Never Stop Worrying About Your Children
No.15家人是你一辈子的依靠
At the End of the Day， at Least You Have Family
No.16务必珍惜互相依赖的感觉
Sometimes It‘s Nice When People You Love Need You
No.17务必用心倾听
You Have to Listen， and Don’t Ignore What You Hear
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